Common among male swimmers, lookies dookie is a serious medical condition that includes symptoms such as: excessive hair growth, improper grammar usage, pale skin, over-confidence, and a failing sense of humor, ending in the subsequent growth of a mangina/m-ussy.
Causes of the condition include, but are not limited to: over-chloriniation, lack of oxygen to the brain, excessive use of exclamation marks, iPhone addiction, the use of the word "bro", and 'Jersey Shore' re-runs.
Causes of the condition include, but are not limited to: over-chloriniation, lack of oxygen to the brain, excessive use of exclamation marks, iPhone addiction, the use of the word "bro", and 'Jersey Shore' re-runs.
Caesar: Did you see that guy's status update? I could have sword int was written by a Pre-Schooler.
Jorge: Dude, don't joke. He's got lookies dookie. It's pretty serious.
C: What?! How serious?
J: Not sure, but I think I saw him use the women's restroom the other day...
Jorge: Dude, don't joke. He's got lookies dookie. It's pretty serious.
C: What?! How serious?
J: Not sure, but I think I saw him use the women's restroom the other day...
by see-see October 21, 2010
Get the lookies dookie mug.Also known as a weed dump, Reefer Dookie refers to the asshole-stretching, toilet clogging shit that is produced the day after a long night of smoking weed and eating waaayyy too much food.
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Mr. Hyde laid a Nukey Dookie and it stunk so bad he cleared out the entire restaurant, and destroyed three stalls in the process.
by Sloth Juice August 23, 2020
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Ah! He's such a "dookie".
by Rawr :] June 18, 2009
Get the Dookie mug.An increasingly popular game of cards which is a variation on 7 card-stud poker, the primary difference being the addition of 4 wild cards called the "Dookie" cards. The Dookie cards are all the odd numbered Clubs: specifically the 3, 5, 7, and 9. The Dookie cards are always wild, no matter if they are dealt up or in
the hole.
Typically, in a heated round of dookie, when someone is dealt a Dookie card face up the other players will inevitably will begin to chant "Dookie, dookie, dookie."
If someone is dealt several "Dookie" cards in a row people will start to make comments like "uh oh, it looks like Fred is flushing Dookie!"
If, at the showdown, someone turns reveals that their hold cards contained Dookie, then there will be the inevitable comments about the player had been "sitting on pocket Dookie.”
the hole.
Typically, in a heated round of dookie, when someone is dealt a Dookie card face up the other players will inevitably will begin to chant "Dookie, dookie, dookie."
If someone is dealt several "Dookie" cards in a row people will start to make comments like "uh oh, it looks like Fred is flushing Dookie!"
If, at the showdown, someone turns reveals that their hold cards contained Dookie, then there will be the inevitable comments about the player had been "sitting on pocket Dookie.”
"I can't believe I raised with my two jacks in the hole when you were sitting on pocket dookie the whole time!"
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not to be confused with GreenDay.
not to be confused with GreenDay.
by Azathoth September 29, 2004
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