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Donut of Justice

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!
Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!
by Devil Lantern February 19, 2011
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Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.
Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012
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Donut Job

When a man puts his penis through the hole of a donut and a women eats it off then proceeds to give him head
"oh this donut is so tasty"
"thats great now suck my dick"
" lemme finish the donut job"
by bestdeffinitions March 17, 2012
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donut and blowjob day

15th march, Is the day after steak and blowjob day, so if your girlfriend forgets, you can still get that "juicy blowjob" that a hard working man deserves. Depending on the quality of the donuts and the blow job even the girlfriend may be orally rewarded, who knows...
Hey mark, did Sally forget what day yesterday (14th march) was...? Not to worry today's donut and blowjob day!
by Retrohomeslice April 22, 2014
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Donuticide

Killing a donut addict by feeding them donuts with no glaze, sugar or even sprinkles
He secretly hated his friend so decided to murder him by commit donuticide.
by Goat-boy23 June 16, 2017
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Donut Holin’

A euphemism for anal sex or any sexual activity involving the anus.
I drove my truck out into the woods and we didn’t little donut holin’.

She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.

I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.

If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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donutman

Yo Jimmy is has been a Donutman over the summer.
by THECuNc October 12, 2020
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