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Colman Dock

A big dock where you get your wallet reamed so you can ride a boat across the water, with or without your car.
I'm going to ride the ferry via the Colman Dock, to Bremerton.
by Doge 2.0 October 10, 2013
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Docking dan

When 2 men put there privates head to head and high five and scream docking dan bro!
Paul and pete are docking dan tonight wanna drink a bud light and watch!
by 8116 March 15, 2017
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chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.
Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.
by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019
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k dock

An area close to water, where things can get uncomfortable or even weird. Typically high amounts of alcohol and moisture are present. Poor decisions are common, and somehow those who visit relate it to heaven. For believers, pulling away and tying back up are the highlights of the season.
We were having a good night, then visited “K dock”, and things only improved
by Haaaaaauh December 6, 2017
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Self-docked

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.
Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!
by Cock shot king February 2, 2018
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metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis
Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
by Richhobo October 26, 2013
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dock thot

A person or persons of any sexual orientation that gather around or in water near or on a boating dock (usually during times when weather is fair and the temperature is considered above the regions definition of warm) to take up space and generally be in the way of those who intend to use a boating dock for its intended purpose.
Owen: Damn brother, I just wanted to take my canoe out for a rip but all these people are in the way.

Landon: What a bunch of dock thots.
by MegaDockThotSlayer November 12, 2018
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