“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”
“bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry”
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”
by unclegarry123 December 05, 2019
when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss
by The Bandit May 08, 2008
by ???//puz?/BigT/UD\|<3 November 10, 2009
Me”Do you know who Candice is?”
You”No who is Candice?”
Me”Candice dick fit in yo mouth AHhhHH!”
You”Explodes.”
You”No who is Candice?”
Me”Candice dick fit in yo mouth AHhhHH!”
You”Explodes.”
by Mike Hawk19 July 11, 2021
Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.
by TheStanners April 18, 2014
Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.
Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?
by Da Jesus April 28, 2005
by king lovell January 05, 2018