What the [deuce]?

A question similar to "What is going on?" or "What the hell?"

"Hey dude, you haven't called me in something like three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 27, 2005

Deuce and Peace

The Upper Decker's kid brother, the deuce and peace is just dropping a deuce and peacing out.

- This job sucks. What should I do?
- Deuce and peace.

- This party sucks, I'm going to deuce and peace.

by t-o-i-m August 28, 2009

Cut Deuce

A phrase you say went you want half of something. Whom ever you say Cut Deuce to has to abide by the rules and give half of what they have in their hand. The only way to combat it is to say not community or no cut deuces.

Yo, can you pass me a beer?

friend, ohh i'm drinking the last one

Word, cut deuce bitch!

friend, fuck!

halfsys half

by OmegaL December 11, 2009

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010

incendiary deuce

A bowel movement that leaves your asshole with a burning sensation. This condition may result from consumption of large quantities of sharp cheddar and crackers. There is no known cure, you just have to wait it out.

"Fuck, I just dropped a severe deuce."
"Severe? How so?"
"That shit was an incendiary deuce...my ass is on fire!"

by spodacus January 18, 2008

Code Deuce

The panic one feels post flush of a large bowel movement as the toilet water begins to rise.

The low flow toilet at work always puts me into code deuce the morning after taco night.

by JohnnyIntense March 6, 2009

deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 7, 2008