crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.

Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.

by TwinSouth October 13, 2008

Crusty Monkey

When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.

Monkey Trainer: Uhh-ohh, looks like we got another crusty monkey....

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

crusty prick

An individual who speaks as an ingrate when offered help.

I'm trying to be nice, you crusty prick!

by msgs April 29, 2011

crusty bum

the results of an uncleansed anal causing it to create a crust like flakiness and discoloured bum cheeks

get your crusty bum out of my face

by beatrice & ingrid August 20, 2006

crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky

"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008

Crusty dog

When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex.

Damn, I just jizzed all over my dick. Good thing this bitch is down for a crusty dog.

by Mitch B. February 17, 2009

Crusty Crew

a group of friends who do stupid shit have mad flow fuck a ton of bitches and smoke a hella ton of dope

me: dude the crusty crew is at it again

da homie: i hear they fucked 8 bitches in 1 hour

by TJ Lap March 30, 2015