by ricardo June 27, 2004
Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.
That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018
When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.
Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.
by sima kram June 12, 2014
First you put it in her ass then bust a nut and continue 2 fuck her then when the friction from the anal sex makes your cman crust around your weiner you make her lick it off.
by GGGangster May 07, 2006
1 wow man my teeth are so crusty from lasts nights gangbang.
2 holly crap check out my crusty teeth that chick had some crazy ass pubes, aleast I got a good floss while I was down there.
2 holly crap check out my crusty teeth that chick had some crazy ass pubes, aleast I got a good floss while I was down there.
by Adam c Wilson May 20, 2006
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