I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 26, 2007

Triple Crown

When your team and your city wins the championship in three sports in the same year.

i.g. Seattle Mariners win the World Series Seattle Seahawks win the Superbowl Seattle Kraken win the Stanley cup

We just won the triple crown in sports.

by Danieltheresearcher October 31, 2022

crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.

My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016

crown

the maine pronunciation of the word "crayons"

"I need a crown you fawking fawk, this fawking picture isn't gonna color itself."

by corwn October 14, 2017

The Triple Crown

When a guy 'hooks up' (varying from making out to having sex, and anything in between) with three best friends of one High School. (Insert High School name before Triple Crown. i.e The Loyola Triple Crown)

Hey Dude! Did you hear?!
No. What?

Diego landed The Triple Crown.

No way! What School?!
Yeah he fucked Erica, made out with Julie, and finger-banged Amanda, and Oak Hall!

But they're all best friends, dumb bitches.

by EKIN July 7, 2014

sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.

Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.

by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022

the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013