croppelganger

An individual who looks like a freakish combination/offspring of two equally garish and/or crappy human beings. (Generally of the same sex, yet a male-female combo would be totally fucked up)

That croppelganger is scaring the crap outta me!

by SGTcornsmith November 4, 2003

copplestone

1.

-arrogant and ignorant person that thinks the world revolves around them.

"What a Copplestone."
"I met this Copplestone the other night, be glad that you had to stay home."

by Archer December 22, 2004

[Cripple] [Football]

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."

by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008

Curopple

So fucking tired that you begin to hallucinate. Requires one to be awake for 20 hours minimum.

Fred: ever since you popped that motherfucking baby out, I've been so fucking curopple.

by ifuknowutimean February 7, 2010

CRIPPLETARD

CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID THEY ARE CRIPPLING RETARDED OR SOMEONE WHO IS CRAZY DRUNK

SNOOKIE IS SUCH A CRIPPLETARD SHE NEEDS TO BE SHOT AND PUT OUT HER MISERY!

OR

MAN..I GOT SO CRIPPLETARDED ATT HE CLUB LAST NIGHT I CRAWLED UP THE FIRE ESCAPE!

by KING VIRGIL August 12, 2010

Crapplecakes

A better way of saying, "crap." It also reminds one of apple cobbler instead of the impolite term.

Holy crapplecakes, I just won the lottery!

by CheeriosRGood February 18, 2011

cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.

In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.

by zuma revenge November 6, 2011