When your cellphone vibrates and you stick it up your vagina . Pretty much having sex with your phone .
by ohheygirlhey May 14, 2010
Get the Cell Phone Sex mug.a word on this website in which every 40-70 year old complains about because their son or daughter wants one and they just think that things like a cell phone, ipod, car, are all a waste of time just because they didnt have them in their teenage years.
by bob mkcob May 20, 2008
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by Beanhunter June 11, 2006
Get the Dialing the Cell Phone mug.The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.
A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)
Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.
It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)
Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.
It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:
*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered
(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)
*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered
(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)
*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006
Get the Splinter Cell Online mug.In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.
Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!
Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!
by black jesus July 23, 2005
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Get the Cell phone Condom mug.A shitty ballpark on the south side of chicago that lives up to its name: Never Sells Out. Home of the Chicago White Sux, the shittier of the chicago teams. Note that it's the Chicago Cubs that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they're so much better than the sux.
Famed for being the world's largest ghetto
a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game.
Famed for being the world's largest ghetto
a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game.
by spaghetti cormorant October 20, 2008
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