Crag

To cry so hard you gag. Or the other way around.

Sometimes after school I just go home and crag.

by irl dipper pines November 30, 2017

cage free egg

A filthy rich male who can't or won't buy themselves a scalp full of hair, even though they could build a research facility dedicated to a permanent cure for alopecia with a token amount of their wealth, never mind just grafting some rabbit fur on their head. Usually used in reference to an unattached male or bachelor (hence cage free), someone possessing significant wealth, affluent social status, or other specific and desirable personal qualities.

Jeff Bezos is the world's richest cage free egg.

by whoisboris February 13, 2019

Cragglevated

A specific set of emotions (crazed, frazzled, and aggravated) that combine together from being overtaxed at work as a result of stressful tasks, high pressure deadlines and expectations, multiple and numerous meetings and/or conference calls, and burning the candle at both ends to make it all happen.

Today's workload left me feeling cragglevated; I need a stiff drink and a mattress.

by bird4bird June 20, 2019

Cage-ing

The act of plastering the glorious face of Nicolas Cage everywhere and anywhere you can find in your friend/family's house. And by everywhere, I mean, EVERYWHERE. Often with hilarious results.

"Dude. I just finished Cage-ing Nick's house again"

"Really? You serious Michael? The poor guy's suffering enough already. Hell, I'm still sure he's still cleaning out that place from all the Nicolas Cage photos"

"Oh no worries, this time it's in the form of a sequin pillow. Not like he'll notice until after Christmas"

by Lg1220162017 December 4, 2019

Craegan

Craegan is a beautiful girl and she is super hot and all her friends love her and she is nice but if u mess with her she will get you over all lots of people love her and she loves animals and lots of people are jealous of her most of the time so that is mostly why she is bullied she is also really sensitive about lots of things but she has friends who love her no matter what.

Haters: Craegan is so fat I hate her ughhhh

friends: you just mad cause craegan is cute unlike you also don’t get dropped.

by Craegan April 14, 2020

cragnut

A little piece of dried shit stuck to a short hair in the region of the anus.

Janice tells me not to forget to wash off my cragnuts when I shower

by Captain Hunt December 20, 2020

caged like a monkey

when u shit on someone in fortnite

your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn

by Garbage kid February 19, 2021