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Cogito Ergo Sum

Simon: What’s The Translation For I Think, Therefore I Am
Howard: In Latin, You Say It As This-Cogito Ergo Sum
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coexit

Exiting in tandem or as a team
Josh and Janet coexited, leaving the event together.
Josh and Janet planned a coexit. Josh would fake sick, then call Janet to give her an excuse to leave. It was a coordinated coexit.
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coxipit

A little fucking brat that never stops running his/her mouth, usually is useless and shits on people who are more established then themselves to make themself feel better
“I will fuck you up okay coxipit!”

“Listen here you little coxipit you do not talk to legends like that!”
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Cogito, ergo sum

René Descartes, the founder of rationalism, said the famous statement, “Cogito, ergo sum.”
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Comithi

Run far away, faster if they have a knife. Do not let them obtain a flamethrower.
God dammit Comithi burned down a forest again!
by Funny Rock April 28, 2023
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Cogitatiology

There literally isn't a field of study for the think I'm doing here so... I made one. It's the study of thought! Of which I am the leading expert! Greatest mind who has ever lived!
Hym "I should put that on my resume. I have a PhD (kind of) in Cogitatiology, Psychology, and... Others... I'm the world's leading expert. Better than everyone! Buy my book! Only... $23.67 on Amazon. And if you like that! Buy my Genius Seed! Grow your own derivative genius! On sale now for... $599.69+ shipping... And don't touch my celebrities! They're MINE! You cannot have them back!"
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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cogito ergo sum

'i think therefore i am'
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
COGITO ERGO SUM. I THINK THEREFORE I AM, I *AM*
by potatoeoverlord August 21, 2024
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