by Twinseers March 24, 2021
Get the That's got COVIDmug. When you used to be a person with a juicy booty or bum and when covid made all of the gyms shut down your butt deflated leaving you with a ‘covid flatsie’.
Have you seen Mackenzie lately? Since the gym has closed her butts definitely been a victim of the covid flatsies.
by sweediepie January 16, 2021
Get the Covid flatsiesmug. When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.
“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”
by MChamm3r January 20, 2022
Get the Covid Slingshotmug. Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.
by jimmybomm October 29, 2020
Get the covid eyesmug. When superstitious folks are gullibly led to believe that applying feng shui principles at the entrance of their house or office building would ward off the coronavirus or its deadlier variants—when the yin or negative energies of the pandemic outside would be neutralized by the yang or positive energies inside.
Thanks to Covid-☯️, a number of feng shui masters saw a golden opportunity to prey on the superstitious or frightened folks to grow their paranormal businesses.
by Covido September 19, 2021
Get the Covid-☯️mug. Read as “Covid-gamma.” Also known as the P.1 or “Gamma” variant. Like the Alpha and Beta variants, the Gamma variant (or the “Bolsonaro virus,” as the Opposition in Brazil call it with reference to their President’s inept handling of the coronavirus crisis), which was first detected in January 2021 and tested in travelers entering Japan, is believed to be more transmissible than Covid-19.
Because Covid-𝛾 shares some mutations with Covid-β (the South African variant), the gamma variant’s effects on immunity and vaccine effectiveness remains a worry for health officials, as confirmed by some collected samples.
by MathPlus November 30, 2021
Get the Covid-𝛾mug. when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public
by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020
Get the covid tinklemug.