Carrot Scraper

A Carrot Scraper is a girl who doesn't open her mouth wide enough during fellatio, and in turn her teeth end up scraping your dick in the process.

My dick is raw after that last blow job. She was a fuckin' carrot scraper

by Punani-Patrol January 17, 2010

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Carroll County Gangsta

Devin Gue. He is the most hardcore, badass gangster to ever walk this earth. Fear him. He destroys pussy like its his job and will fight anyone. anywhere

Oh my god here comes devin gue he is such a Carroll County Gangsta im so scared of him... look at those scrawny arms

by giraffesrock March 28, 2012

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Crack The Carrot

To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!

Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack the carrot.

by sirly1 April 3, 2008

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Without warning, to snap into a fit of blind rage quite often brought on by the actions of others.

A general term used to describe the behavior of someone who is easily upset.

Can also be used for someone with head noise who is experiencing an 'episode.'

Don't snap your carrot over something so trivial mate.

by Poocey Bear June 6, 2010

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bandoleer of carrots

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.

OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots

by AustinBenji March 27, 2007

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