connectionversary

The date that marks a bomb af connection between like minds and like souls

Today is our connectionversary.

by Beautiful Wombyn June 12, 2018

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

Correctipants

Someone who tends to correct other people unnecessarily, pedantically, even childishly. Cf scaredypants.

My roommate was all “actually Beyoncé was born in 1981, not 1980;” she’s such a correctipants.

by bensmomma February 25, 2019

connectiontions

when monika spells connections wrong in a geography class

monika: toni, look how i spelled connections!

toni: connectiontions

monika: heh!

by toni_____ November 3, 2020

connectiontions

when monika spells connections wrong in a geography class

monika: toni, look how i spelled connections
toni: connectiontions
monika: heh!

by toni_____ November 3, 2020

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020