wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations! 

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations! by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

Multi Conversationalist 

That friend that makes or receives a phone call and then starts having a conversation with someone in the room as well as the person on the phone.

OMG, Lorrie is the worst. The other day she called me and as soon as I said "Hello" she said "Hey" then started a conversation that I could not follow. Then she asked me what I was doing, and then back to the other person then me..... and so on, therefore becoming a Multi Conversationalist. Drives me BONKERS!!!!

Multi Conversationalist by G-Mom February 18, 2010

vegan conversion ceremony 

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".

I just attended a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving where the vegan host repeatedly extolled the virtues and joys of being vegan, while not permitting any non vegan food in the home (despite non vegan food being permitted on any other day), where they served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to a room full of known and committed carnivores.

vegan conversion ceremony by footrageous November 30, 2021

Converstation

noun. a topic someone gets stuck on and doesn't know how to change it or move on from.

1.
I tried to change the subject, but he was stuck in converstation.

2.
The converstation made me late for dinner.

Converstation by anikrou January 31, 2009

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

Law of Conservation of Happiness by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

Conversational Jesus 

A person with the ability to turn a conversation about water into a conversation about wine.

A: After my work-out i was really thirsty, i would have killed for some water.
B: Then why didn't you just un-cork a good bottle?
A: Un-cork? .... are you talking about wine again?
B: Of course, what else?
A: Man, you'r a true Conversational Jesus!..

Conversational Jesus by Darkwing Warming April 20, 2011

Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.

Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."

Conversational landmine by Stolen0xD July 17, 2012