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Calumet City

a south suburb of Chicago were there are drugs, gangs, crimes, robberies, drinking, fights, and prostitution
come on lets go get wasted in Calumet City
by WHlPccc August 6, 2009
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great column

A man with a large or especially long penis.
"My girlfriend calls me 'The Great Column' because I have a massive horse cock."
by massivehorse April 27, 2008
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Columbine

1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.
Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead
by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005
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columns

A neverending puzzle game made originally for sega's 16bit arcade hardware and ported to the Megadrive.

Was later ported to the 8bit Master System but the less said about that the better.

Often wrongly referred to as a "tetris clone" as the gameplay is completley different - colored gems must be aligned together to destroy them and prevent them filling the screen. Columns pwns Tetris' ass all night long

This was where the fun began, Without the arcade's timing system constantly badgering you for money you are free to start a game of colums and forfeit the rest of the day. The haunting music in your dreams for eternity.

Eventually as the game speeds up the gems can be slowed by "dropping" them, but by this stage you aint blinked in an hour and the game seems to be playing itself any way.

More adictive than crack; A truly great game.

Is basically a metaphor for life, but I aint got time to explain

A universal excuse for not doing something.
I got home from school and started a game of columns, next thing I knew, my alarm clock was going off.

Teacher: Where's your homework??
Student: Well... You see I was gonna do it but I started a game of columns
Teacher: OK, have it as soon as you can, you should go home and get some sleep, you look terrible.
by Da Zeg March 27, 2005
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Columbian Fish Taco

Snorting cocaine from a woman's vagina.
I gave that crazy bitch a Columbian Fish Taco last night!
by JaJa December 10, 2004
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Columbians

This is the way you should not call someone from Colombia, the right way to call us is Colombian, because we are not from Columbia, we are from Colombia. Got it?
Wrong way: Where are they from? They are Columbians.
Right way: Where is she from? She is Colombian.
by Salemspectre December 8, 2013
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columbine black

adj. Used when describing someone's clothing, specifically trench coat, or similar jacket. Reminding one of the Columbine shooting, or any school shooting for that matter.
person 1: damn, that coat is like columbine black.
person 2: agreed.
by k123 February 22, 2008
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