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Colton

Colton. The Best boy i've ever met. He is the sweetest dont ever let him go. I LOVE HIM SMMM HE TOLDS THE DOOR FOR ME AND SAID I WAS CUTEEEE
me: whats up
friend: nothing much..ooooo coltonnnn your husbanddd
me: runs away*
by ilovecoltonomfg September 22, 2021
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Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)
Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021
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Colton

He is acts gay but he’s not. He can’t get a girlfriend very easily and you will rarely see him with a girl. He probably has asked to many girls but been rejected. He is a country boy and likes cows.
Colton- Will you be my girlfriend
Sally- Heck No!!
by Bob111228 October 4, 2021
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Colton

A teen boy that is very tall and skinny and is very very very EMO🖤🖤🖤.
Colton is emo.
by The_furry October 6, 2021
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Colton

fuck you colton
by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021
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colten

that one kid with a rolling backpack in elementary, that one kid who didn't eat the crust on his sandwich, that one kid who watched logan and jake paul, that one kid who only eats the bran out of lucky charms
colten is a fuckin idiot
by totally not reaperandthebois September 12, 2021
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colun

It is used to describe ones who is so handsome and talented. The one who name called Colun is special and unique!
Wow u are so Colun
by Mierasable November 21, 2021
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