Cobblestone

Life.

People who hate cobblestone are not grown up.

When people are grown up, they learn how great it is.

SSundee: Cobblestone=Life.
Crainer: I'm not grown up, I hate cobblestone.

by awesomeMB9 October 16, 2020

squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.

Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.

by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.

He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.

by JWSmythe September 1, 2016

squat cobbler

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying

pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video

by dachiever August 30, 2016

squat cobbler

When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.

Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.

by Butteater637 July 10, 2016

midnight cobbler

Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.

"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."

by Slosheimer August 17, 2023

Cobbwebs

When the man ejaculates on to his hands, rubs them together, pulls them apart leaving sticking strings of semen hanging between his hands, and goes behind someone and puts the strings in front of the face of the other. Then pulls his hands back, leaving his sticking residue on the person. Usually done to a lover or as a prank to a good friend.

Ex 1: Matt: Dude I gave Jake some sick cobbwebs yesterday.

Sebastian: Sweeet!

Ex 2: Samantha: OMG last night i asked Charlie to give me some cobbwebs. It was sooo hot.

by HUEGHcobra June 24, 2010