Corner Crowder

A "corner crowder" is one who stays in a corner during a party. They want to be alone but equally want to seem social, they are commonly mistaken with "wallflowers" and on occasion there are people who both flower a wall and crowd a corner. However wallflowers can group with other wallflowers but a corner crowd is completely alone in their time.

Partier One: "Yo! Where's Jeff? I heard he was here."
Party host: "yeah. He's a total corner crowder, I don't get why he even comes to these..."
Partier One: "yeah what a nerd."

by Live and let Leo September 19, 2017

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chowder

a slow human being. a klutz. a party animal. brett rafter

turnbull pulled a chowder

by wes maenhout October 20, 2003

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Crowder’s Law

The theory that the dumber your YouTube content, the higher your view count. Named after Steven Crowder, on the R.M Brown YouTube channel.

Dude, have you seen that video explaining how the sky is actually just a dome of smurfs linking arms? It got 5 million hits! Chalk it up to Crowder’s Law!

by MikeDiamond84 February 25, 2021

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chowder-powder

when someone sprinkles their thick white semen over another person

"Mmmmm-hmmm I'm hungry. Will you chowder-powder me?"

by SirPschoSexy (Ben) May 9, 2006

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chowder pygmy

Non-sensical language spoken between steady showering partners.
Excellent way to converse while remaining "all fuzzy and stupid" for a bit after waking (no vocal inflections).

Galileo chowds to his soppy-wet sweetheart,
"boo, wouldja ooni doh canna-wanna", and Hibiscus rechowds, "anna moose razzer ketchya on the kay-bye",
ahhh, those magical chowder pygmy moments...

by Amy Cain June 27, 2006

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