cleveland corn on the cock

you cook a nice meal for your girl, consisting of the appetizer corn bread, and a side dish of corn on the cob. for a main dish some corn beef. and for desert candy corn. but when the mood is right pop in the movie signs, and if shes a "sista" give her some caramel corn. and by the time the movies over and ur hittin her from behind, when u pull out it looks like corn on the cob

so i had your ma over for a nice meal last night and we were doin some cleveland corn on the cock by the time she was done i had more corn than she did.

by purple people eater July 3, 2008

Cleveland meatball

The act of inserting your balls in a rectum while having vaginal sex. Easiest done while in the piledriver position.

This act has sometimes been called clowning (after the aggressive street-dance style), but this is the true nomenclature for this rare (and occasionally painful) act.

1. You know how loose that Sara's ass is? Well, I was piledriving her last night and it fell open -- so I gave her a Cleveland Meatball. She didn't even wake up.

2. I was giving that big german chick a Cleveland Meaball, when her husband sneaked up behind us and stuck a pin in her ass. I didn't know that she was married or I woulda been facing the door.

by Bunstuffer April 26, 2009

cleveland schemer

an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.

see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"

Stay away from her, you'll just get burned in the end. She's a real Cleveland schemer.

by bravoghost February 20, 2011

Cleveland bunny

when one person insurts a nine volt battery into another's anus.

if you eat my pudding one more time i'll give you a CLEVELAND BUNNY.

by lardopatamas365 February 28, 2011

cleveland brown

A character on family guy and formely the cleveland show. Not to be confused with the cleveland browns of th nfl.

Cleveland brown is a funny guy

by the guy October 30, 2015

Cleveland Butt Aids

The act of taking your shit, and putting it into the girl you be fuckin, then you put your dick in your shit and fuck the shit in her butthole. After that you go to the doctor, and you get butt aids.

Guy 1: Holy shit i heard James got Cleveland Butt Aids
Guy 2: YOU GASSIN

by GABE_COFFEYYYY May 1, 2017

Cleveland cock gobbler

The act in which one can seemingly effortlessly fully swallow down a cock deepthroat while simultaneously flutter there throat while rolling there tongue producing a sound to that of a gobbling turkey

Sarah was known around town as the best Cleveland cock gobbler.

by Jnasty praise money June 12, 2018