caterpillar shuffle

The act of inserting one's excrement (directly protruding from the rectal area) into the vagina, most commonly from an "ass-to-ass" position. The "giver" must have high levels of fiber in his/her diet, as well as near-superhuman control over his/her rectum in order to achieve a successful "shuffle".

CATERPILLAR SHUFFLER: "It's almost ready."
SHUFFLEE: "Come on! I've been waiting all day."
SHUFFLER: "Be patient!"
SHUFFLEE: "It's crowning!"
SHUFFLER: "Just need to push a LITTLE more..."
(GRUNTING)
BOTH: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

by captaincockblast October 14, 2010

white caterpillar

Origin: Peru and Chile

The act of shaving a girl's eyebrows off, jizz on her chest while she is standing, then placing the eye brow hairs on the skeet.Let gravity do its job and all you have to do is watch the cute little creature crawl around.

Jill: Oh! Tommy that white caterpillar tickles!

by golden turd skeet October 21, 2010

Cate

An INTENSE nail biter

C: a few years ago i used to be an intense nail biter

B: oh like a cate?

C: yeah exactly, but then i stopped and now my nails are precious

by BEEANDCEE March 5, 2009

Caterina Cerone

dirty minga

you are a Caterina Cerone... haha

by Catkat October 9, 2008

caterpillar

The folds or creases on the sides of a fat bitch, most likely because she thinks she's small enough to fit in a Medium and she should be in a XXL.

Like a caterpillars creases when crawling across a branch.

by beaks911 October 10, 2010

caterpiller

a nice tasty meal that goes with anything

"i could kill for a caterpiller right now"

by thE oNe anD OnLy JACKASS July 30, 2004

categorise

Categorize

Society instinctively wishes to categorise.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009