Carnia

The mystical black hole between your armrest and your seat in your car where fallen items have no hope of ever being found

Friend : did you ever find that key man?

Friend 2: Na man, that shit fell in carnia. Never coming back.

by thetallman72 June 14, 2015

Carney

Someone who works at a carnival usually someone strange like the bearded lady or the kid with lobster hands.

Friend: Bro let’s go to the carnival there’s some cool shit there and it’s only 10$!

Me: Hell ya you tube sock looking fuck, just be careful the carney kid with the lobster hands doesn’t pinch ya!

by Chodechild89 August 31, 2021

con carne

1. In spansih, with meat
2. Exceptionally cool, when added on the end of an adjective, meaning "twice s cool"

Derek, you is cool con carne!

by Derek Byrd January 26, 2005

daniel cairns

someone who has hair bigger than the wall of china and who constantly gets beaten on fifa. and he loves karis and they love to play football with each other, he plays for his local team grimsby town juniors as a left back on the bench

doing an indie daniel cairns

by adrian harrison cairns laddd December 20, 2013

Jack Carnage

A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE

"Oh my, that beautiful man must be a Jack Carnage"

by The victim of jack carnage April 23, 2022

Chile Con Carne

When you cut open someone anus and/or asshole and have them shit in your mouth to create a shit-blood mix.

Jay: NAH WHY DO YOU HAVE A BIG CUT IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND WHY IS IT SHIT STAINED

Elliot: Jack wanted to do a Chile Con Carne... you wouldn't understand

by Tom "Lightskin" Murphy February 27, 2023

Carnation Instant Bitch

What CheapsexsadFlLMS (Lindsay) starts everyday with. Also known as CIB, refers to an overall bitchy attitude for no reason.

Whoa, Lindsay didn't forget her Carnation Instant Bitch this morning.

P.S CheapsexsadFlLMS(AIM)
-bring it up

by The Gunslinger July 7, 2004