Charlotte Church

Used as a substitute phrase for camel toe, after a picture of her came to press of her in about '03 with the biggest camel toe probably ever witnessed

Woah, holy camoly that hoe's got such a big Charlotte Church you can pratically see her pubic hairs!

"Oh no, Chardonnay do I have a Charlotte Church in these JuicyCouture velour tracksuit bottoms?"
"Of course not, Priscilla!"

by Christineeey September 19, 2007

church shoes

Dress shoes that are usually made of leather that are warn to a formal event.

Sidney wore his church shoes to Church.

by Adel May 12, 2018

church basketball

the brawl that begins with prayer

We prayed for safety and good sportsmanship before we played church basketball, but that went out the window pretty fast.

by Linda Tidewater July 7, 2009

church creeper

any member of the clergy thats always trying to fuck the congregation....

Everbody knows Father Gilbert is a church creeper....

by Nate Moe February 16, 2015

churched out

you've gone to curch waaaaay to much !

"No thanks Bouve, I don't want to go to church with you today -- I'm all churched out from catholic school."

by Samantha Davis June 18, 2007

Church Whore

A female who goes to more than one church in earch of a decent christian boy to date

Grace became a Church Whore when Monica her to go to the church down the street as well as her own church in order to get a dsecent selection on good Christian boys to date.

by Gracifer December 14, 2007

Church Socks

Old socks with holes in them that can be seen easily.

Why are you where those old ass church socks while you playin' basketball.

by Cam*@*Jax July 30, 2007