COTTON PATCH

The Part of a Womans panties (if equipped) in which a swatch of cotton cloth or patch is placed to meet exactly at the vaginal area, providing a soft surface for the genital area. This part also serves as an absorbing cloth for bodily fluids such as sweat, menstrual period, urine, feces and leftover sperm from the male partner(s).

Girl, I just dirtied my cotton patch with a little pee-pee...

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

Cotton Donkey

Euphemism for Tampon.

Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe when I parted the red sea I would wind up with THIS on my hand"
Guy 2: "Too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey."

by AnieBear January 28, 2011

Cotton Twat

When you are getting ready for a hump fest and your sideways smile doesn't have any saliva, making insertion of erect penis into the pink taco very difficult and at times almost impossible.
(Similar to cotton mouth.)

"Get your face down there, this cotton twat isn't going to lube itself!"

by Catabby Rolanus November 6, 2003

Canton, Ohio

Canton, Ohio is possibly the worst place to live. We have everyone here from greasy little scene kids to ghetto ass bitches. If you live in Canton, you probably want to kill yourself right now. If you plan on staying in Canton for the rest of your life, you're a dumbass, go make something of yourself. This town will suck the life out of you.

Sarah: "You live in Canton, Ohio?"
Kelsey: "Sadly, yes."
Sarah: "Get out, as soon as you can. GET THE FUCK OUT."

by Niggersss69 May 20, 2011

in tall cotton

Wealthy, well off, well to do. Comes from the phrase "shitting in tall cotton".

I got my taxes back and now I'm in tall cotton.

by slowest March 29, 2004

cotton

word used to describe a small piece of cotton used to draw-up your drug of choice into a syringe. this piece of cotton can be from a cigarette filter(already smoked, or not if you're lucky), from a Q-tip, or it can be pre-made and distributed at a needle exhange.

yo, i need to get some cotton to get off.

by g-ring April 1, 2007

bless your cotton socks

When Rosy thinks something is funny, cute, sad, or anything else that makes her emotions tingle she will bless the cotton socks of said object or person

Me: Here is a picture of my new nephew, Rosy.

Rosy: OH BLESS HIS LITTLE COTTON SOCKS!

Bless your cotton socks

by Ho Lee Phuq September 17, 2017