Carson

Is really Gucci has a huge peen. Is a god at fortnite. A tryhard in gym. And is wet in basketball. And gets all the girls.

Carson's peen is fucking huge dude.

by m,njhgf March 28, 2019

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Denim Flame Carson

Carson is fugly but funny. He makes people kill themselves and makes them so aroused. When you meet Carson he will be a bitch and hoe to you.

Omg it’s Denim Flame Carson “cutely vomits”

by HBO max November 24, 2021

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baylie and carson

Baylie and Carson are two of the cutest people they will make a wonderful couple. Not many girls will like Carson that’s why Baylie will take him. Carson might like Baylie but won’t show it.

Friend: “Oh my gosh Baylie and Carson would be so cute!”

Baylie: “I wish”
Carson: “...”

by yuh gurl😻💰⚰️ October 19, 2019

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Ken Carson is the sexiest man alive and the best rapper ever. I wanna suck his nipples and lick his chest and touch his amazing dreads. Ken Carson has the best songs ever and he's amazing, he's my daddy and fine shyt

"My favorite rapper is Ken Carson, he's so hot"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"

by Kencarsonsnipples July 4, 2025

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Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.

Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.

by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022

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