Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.
Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.
by Bigpapa7 September 19, 2023
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Casie carson

A dumb bitch's that wasted three years on a Patrick futter
by Realtalklady August 06, 2018
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Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
"You're a total Carson Weed"
by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021
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Carson Steinhoff

When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.
Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
by Skankbos41 January 27, 2025
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carson school

A place to make kids depressed and suicidal; a building that incorporates no child care or educational purpose.
by Madmoms June 08, 2017
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Carson

Carson is a sweet girl and will never ever not be loyal and will always be kind. Carson’s will be bossy sometimes and will always get what they want from there aunts.
Cousin 1: Omg Carson!
Cousin 2: YAY!
by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021
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Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.
Carson lebum lebum lebum.
by StillDrawer November 03, 2021
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