Carson Steinhoff

When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.

Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea

by Skankbos41 January 27, 2025

carson judd

A little kid that is in fifth grade and loves...to play with little girls,....if you know what I mean “wink” “wink” and I’m talking to Taylor you little slut.

1. Carson Judd
You ,me, let’s be girlfriend and boyfriend 1 week later .you,me.... I cheated on you.

by Carter Patrick May 9, 2018

Carson

a big sex(y)

carson is a sex(y)

by PaPa Johns Official December 22, 2020

carson c.

a really sexy hot amazing guy that has over a million hoes and will take all your bitches and prolly fuck all the females in your family

some hoe: did u see Carson c. he is sooo fine<3
mar: mine bro
Carson: i got so many hoes man

by papasfav April 30, 2023

Carson

Person with terrible self hygiene. Roommates constantly get disgusted with the smells and messes in their room, and often attempt to kick them out.

“I once hid their toothpaste for a month without them noticing, what a Carson”

by You keel him April 10, 2019

Carson

JUST HIM

Carson is just HIM

by SlimeyCuber December 18, 2023

carson

carson is the funniest, kindest, smartest boy you’ll meet. He can cheer you up in a second, and make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world. Hes so attractive and so cute, he has beautiful green eyes and the best smile in the whole world. His laugh is the cutest thing you’ll hear and his voice is the best sound in the world. He’s someone i’m gonna marry one day.

1: is that carson?
2: yes isn’t he so perfect

1: yess!! he’s cute as HELL!

by luckilover August 7, 2023