carrot fuck

having sex with a ginger, often a guy.

Judith: hey you know James?
Suzie: Ya, why?
Judith: last night we had sex...

Suzie: so you carrot fucked?

by OofyGoofy5151 June 7, 2018

I’m a Carrot

Something a cool person says.

Cool Person: Hey bro I’m a fuckin carrot.

In this scenario the cool person says I’m a carrot

by Goat Crap October 31, 2020

Bobbing for carrots

To try to suck your own dick

Ellie: Oh my God! I just walked in on my little brother bobbing for carrots! So Gross!

by Sirevkoesbouwfjsqeo August 9, 2019

carrot juicing

Wanking someone off who's ginger

Harry: Apparently Hermione went carrot juicing last night and ended up at Ron's

by Nemesis45645 April 26, 2020

carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011

Hooded Carrot

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ

1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."

by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013