carboner

An erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.

Hey Mitch, did you see that Bugatti Veyron?" "Hell yeah, it gave me a carboner!

by hughjeffincok January 24, 2011

Carbo

Carbo is a combination of Cardio excercises and Boxing focusing mainly on the glutes. Very similar to Taebo, but more intense.

I heard that "Carbo" really works the ass.

by Dizzle September 17, 2004

Camkoldsic

A large animal that is believed to live in and around a persons dangleberries in his bowels around the anus.

The Camkoldsic is rarely seen but when it emerges from the anus it is unspeakable the beauty which appears

by Francois Delaueresoclops December 1, 2009

Carbon-based Calendar

Significant female in a male's life who organises so many "things to do" that the male has no control over his own social timing.

Dave: Are you coming out for beers on Thursday?
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.

by NaughtyJim October 28, 2010

Carboner Sequestration

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.

Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"

by My Penis Writes Novels n Dutch November 29, 2010

carbon dick

A man-made, or "synthetic" perception of one's penis. Often, a carbon dick is a property of one who drives big, loud, gas guzzling trucks to over compensate for their small penis. This hints at the correlation between the carbon footprint and the carbon dick.

Carbon Dicks are often self-absorbed individuals who care more about presenting a masculine appearance than they do about being decent, considerate human beings.

"Check out that guy with the Hummer H3. I bet he gets 2 miles per gallon. What a carbon dick."

by not-ian April 3, 2015

cardol

your car when you worship it. when it is the worst thing in the world when you get a litted fleck of paint knocked off it in a fender bender.
comes from car+ Idol.

That man went crazy mad when I had a fender bender with his cardol.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 9, 2009