A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,
A female wank
A female wank
John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe
by Jizzl September 18, 2014
Get the paddle your own canoemug. Bro! I was singing my lungs out and some drunk chic groupy dropped her drawers and flashed me da little man in da canoe
by White Sheppard February 5, 2017
Get the Little man in da canoemug. by Lothar January 13, 2018
Get the Canoe full of moose meatmug. by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006
Get the sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoemug. a Pussy yellow canoe is when 58 chinese men kidnap an 8 year old girl and take turns shoving bricks up her asshole and then throwing her in a river. During this the chinese men pray to satan and have anal sex.
I was walking in China by a secluded river when i heard shouts and moaning of a child and horny chinese men. I went to investigate as I witnessed Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoe. The number of newborn baby penis' i saw that day will scar me forever. Also watching the girl being killed by way of brick in the ass will bug me for a bit.
by ChefPubert May 30, 2009
Get the Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoemug. When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
by octopod August 25, 2004
Get the up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoemug. Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
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by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019
Get the If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?mug.