Jocular name for a suit, particularly one worn by businessmen. The three pieces are the jacket, tie and waistcoat, as in a three piece suit, but the cage refers to the fact that one has sold themselves to a life of slaving away for a corporation whereas those who don't wear one to work are free.
"I like my six-figure salary at the hedge fund, I just wish I didn't have to wear this three-piece cage."
by MJLion October 1, 2018
Get the Three-Piece Cagemug. by PopEva August 27, 2019
Get the cagemug. The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.
Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
Get the lobster cagemug. by Roachmill March 11, 2022
Get the sanding the roll cagemug. I now realize I haven't been properly counting the parts... So, this is whatever part we're at now.
Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"
God "Okie dokie."
Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"
God "Sounds fun."
Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*
Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."
*Later in the forest*
Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." 🤔
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."
Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"
Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "You're not a snake tho-"
Snake "I KNOW 😖👌... What I am not. 😤 Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." 😈
Cain "A cube?"
Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."
Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*
Snake "My name isn't... 😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"
God "Okie dokie."
Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"
God "Sounds fun."
Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*
Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."
*Later in the forest*
Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." 🤔
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."
Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"
Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "You're not a snake tho-"
Snake "I KNOW 😖👌... What I am not. 😤 Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." 😈
Cain "A cube?"
Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."
Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*
Snake "My name isn't... 😮 💨 God damn it..."
*Back at the farm*
Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" 😁
God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"
Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"
God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."
Abel "AAAYY!!"
Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"
God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"
Cain 😾 *Stares at Abel*
God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"
Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! 😱 Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"
God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." 😳
Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"
God 😮 💨
Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."
God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" 😁
God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"
Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"
God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."
Abel "AAAYY!!"
Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"
God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"
Cain 😾 *Stares at Abel*
God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"
Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! 😱 Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"
God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." 😳
Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"
God 😮 💨
Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."
God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
Get the Brain cagemug. "That movie was cage"
by The greeble muncher August 5, 2023
Get the Cagemug. Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing.
God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!"
Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱
God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁
Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?"
God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms."
Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..."
God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!"
Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!"
God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff."
Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?"
God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick."
Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?"
God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..."
Lucifer ".......... Say that again..."
God "They eat each other...."
Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?"
God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"
God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!"
Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱
God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁
Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?"
God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms."
Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..."
God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!"
Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!"
God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff."
Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?"
God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick."
Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?"
God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..."
Lucifer ".......... Say that again..."
God "They eat each other...."
Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?"
God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"
Lucifer "How about literally anything other than eat each other and NOTHING ELSE!? They literally do nothing other than eat each other."
God "I mean... They also kind of figure out the best way to eat each other... Like with traps or something... Generate poison in thier little goo sacks to... You know... eat each other better."
Lucifer "That... Is... Horrific..."
God "Right but, like, look at how big it's head is and how small it's arms are! Heheheheheheheh..."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "Oh man.... There is nothing good about that."
God "What do you mean!? Look at this guy! He can, like, not touch the ground for, like, a long as time. Check it. Flap flap flap! The guy is ridiculous man... And then it uses its feet claws to pin things down and/or grab and transport things so that it can pick them apart with it's bone face thing..."
Lucifer 😟
God "Maybe I'm saying it wrong..."
Lucifer "Get rid of it."
God "Aw... Come on..."
Lucifer *Throws rock*
God "Aw... Don't... You rocked my orb! Gah, that is gonna screw up the whole atmosphere for, like, a long time... Maaan..."
Lucifer "You're a fucking crazy person. Don't talk to me."
God "Nah, hey, this is cool. We could do stuff like this with all the cages... Right... Ope... You're gone... Well.... I guess it's just me and the orb now...." *Zip*
God "I mean... They also kind of figure out the best way to eat each other... Like with traps or something... Generate poison in thier little goo sacks to... You know... eat each other better."
Lucifer "That... Is... Horrific..."
God "Right but, like, look at how big it's head is and how small it's arms are! Heheheheheheheh..."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "Oh man.... There is nothing good about that."
God "What do you mean!? Look at this guy! He can, like, not touch the ground for, like, a long as time. Check it. Flap flap flap! The guy is ridiculous man... And then it uses its feet claws to pin things down and/or grab and transport things so that it can pick them apart with it's bone face thing..."
Lucifer 😟
God "Maybe I'm saying it wrong..."
Lucifer "Get rid of it."
God "Aw... Come on..."
Lucifer *Throws rock*
God "Aw... Don't... You rocked my orb! Gah, that is gonna screw up the whole atmosphere for, like, a long time... Maaan..."
Lucifer "You're a fucking crazy person. Don't talk to me."
God "Nah, hey, this is cool. We could do stuff like this with all the cages... Right... Ope... You're gone... Well.... I guess it's just me and the orb now...." *Zip*
by Hym Iam February 16, 2023
Get the Cagesmug.