Cafeholic

A person who enjoys patronizing cafes

Kate is a cafeholic. She visits cafes all weekend long

by Artofpuns September 13, 2025

Yeetus Cafeetus

You have to scream ´Ýeetus Cafeetus´ While throwing something at someone

YEETUS CAFEETUS

by Yeetus Cafeetus November 14, 2019

addisons.cafee

She’s sweet kind she loves her idol to bits her dream is to see her dog lily again and her baby cousin Frankie again.

Addisons.cafee loves her idol and would die to see her dog and baby cousin again.

by Addison Rae Easterling January 31, 2021

Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition

My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee

by April fools Carson April 1, 2021

.4.Cafereria, Yo, I Do Not Want To Interpersonally Communicate, Yo, Cafteria.9.

.4.Cafereria, Yo, I Do Not Want To Interpersonally Communicate, Yo, Cafteria.9.

.4.Cafereria, Yo, I Do Not Want To Interpersonally Communicate, Yo, Cafteria.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

Val’s cafeteria food

Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.

“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018

High School Cafeteria Food

The shittiest of shit. It's either overcooked or undercooked, or just straight up not cooked at all. The despair that fills your face when you take the first bite is masked by the primitive feeling of hunger, forcing you to accept the fateful bite that you take. Tears will stream your face for eating this food, and yet you still eat it, as you have nothing else to survive on.

Dude, the high school cafeteria food in my town makes you shit bricks

by MommyMilkerStan December 14, 2021