Cuckers mitt

When whoever you are banging won’t let you finish inside of them and makes you shoot your load in your hand instead

Do you have a Clorox wipe wipe? My hand is a mess because my girl made me put on my cuckers mitt for my load because she doesn’t want anymore kids

by Bird Kriescher August 18, 2025

Wookie cocked

1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie in any Star Wars game.

2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.

Player 1 sees Player 2 running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".

*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.

by The one named Bo December 13, 2008

shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 5, 2012

shadow-cocked

When a black dude rams you with the lights off.

Omg Becky, Tyquon shadow-cocked me so hard last night night.

by Kmart1063 May 22, 2016

Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit

S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?

by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016

Double cocked

To get drunk and to get laid.

I am going to get double cocked tonight Mel!

by Pootsicatsa August 15, 2017