Reverse Cthulhu

When someone jams multiple penises into their mouth at once. Resembling the Lovecraftian God Cthulhu, but in reverse since the tentacles (penises) are going into the mouth instead of out.

At the gangbang, TJ reverse Cthulhu-ed 15 guys!

by MFLongHair May 25, 2011

C.T.F.U.A.

C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.

Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.

Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....

Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....

by Dr. Cowabunga May 12, 2019

ctfu

Cracking the fuck up *used online only*

Selena was ctfu when she read the joke on Google

by ___________________×__________ June 16, 2015

Cthulhu

He who lies dead but dreaming. He who lies waiting under the waters, ever seeking entrance into the world of the living, so The Ancient Ones may rule the Earth once more.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die."-H.P. Lovecraft

by E April 5, 2005

Ctrl+f

When looking for a particular word on a page, type that word into the ctrl+f box to be taken to it.

Ctrl+f "page"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

CTE

Corporate Thug Entertainment; Young Jeezy's group

CTE and USDA are both part of the ATL rap scene

by Young D November 25, 2006

callsign of cthulhu

KC2THU - Assigned to Cthulhu when he passed his ham license test.

I worked Cthulhu on 20 meters last night. He used his new callsign of Cthulhu.

by K2ORS SK January 11, 2009