When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
by AirRon October 11, 2007
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Crowning

When you start to develop crown baldness the most common form of male balding
I never knew Rick was crowning till Jill pointed it out
by Reverboi August 04, 2021
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When you shove a flute headjoint, Crown up, inside of an asshole.
Bro, I'm a flute player and my girlfriend loves Crowning me!
by Krownelius February 06, 2024
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Fingering yourself or another while in the middle of shitting, so the asshole is wider than normal
Yeah ive been crowning a lot recently
by bigbbbbbbbbbb February 28, 2024
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Crowning

Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”
Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”
by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 07, 2023
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A term used by girls around the world to document, not medical crowning, but the slayage of a true slut. Taking part or doing an act that might receive a crown.
Person 1: Hey girl, I saw your axe throwing competition earlier, you crowned that shit.
Person 2: OMG, ty, I ate. I always be crowning
by Chabigail Dookiefarts June 23, 2024
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Crowning;verb (being Crowned)

The sexual act of putting a man's head inside of a woman's vagina.
"Dude this girl was Crowning me last night, it was so fucking hot"
"I was down for anything but I didn't know she was into Crowning"
"My ex used to like being Crowned because he had a small weird shaped head. My ex is Andrew Tate."
by Oddly enticing fart January 23, 2023
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