Crew

One of the least physically demanding sports, it requires only basic endurance, strength, or willpower. Interestingly, it inspires a ridiculous sense of entitlement in all those who participate in it. Crew members are experts at devising excuses for basic strength tests, and are mostly made up of rejects from other sports teams such as football, wrestling, hockey, lacrosse, basketball, or even track.
Joining a crew team almost always guarantees you a varsity spot.

Crew Member: Crew is so much tougher than football, I bet the football team couldn't even finish a crew race.
Football Player: 11 football players would beat 11 crew members in a fight, even at the least competitive football schools.
Crew Member: No way! Crew members are way stronger than football players!
Football Player: I bench 225, and you bench 95.
Crew Member: I only have strong muscles needed for crew.
Football Player: Hows your Squat?
Crew Member: Like 140, but thats not important.
Football Player: Deadlift?
Crew Member: 65, but its not important.
Football Player: Hang Clean?
Crew Member: 45, but it doesn't matter.
Football Player: Apparently crew members only have strength on a crew boat...
Crew Member: Damn Right! We're all super strong!
Football Player: ...
Wrestler: Could you please leave our lunch table? No one here actually likes you...

by Daveisthefreakingman January 13, 2011

atl crew

ATL
Anal
Townie
Love

They're a bunch of nice boys who show their affection by drawing attention to people's faults. They tuck one trouser leg into their sock and walk like their balls are the size of oranges. Their minor acts of vandalism, and general acts of 'shit-head-ism' give them a sense of purpose.

Wot d fukk ur u lukin' at yoo pikee, we's aboth the lorw, n I fooking take yoo down

by Purple April 19, 2004

Crew

a boy who is tall, dark hair, thinks hes good looking, but in reality he is just a player and a idiot who treats girls like shit

Crew would sleep with anything that walks

by Jessie24 January 15, 2008

24 crew

24 is an Arizona straight edge crew who is infamous for dancing at shows. They find themselves to be xtuffx because they can snap little scene Scottsdale kids in half with their windmills. They will take up the entire pits and beat kids up just because they accidently hit them. They are straight edge supremacists and overreact if anyone makes the decision to smoke or drink. Hardcore Mike is the founder. They are notorious for wearing basketball shorts and jerseys with 24 on it. They are a dying breed.

Innocent Kid: hey, do you have a light for my cig?
Hardcore Mike: DURP DURP! 24, ATTACK!
(kids gets roundhouse kicked by 15 24 members who are Hardcore Mike's bitches)

Scottsdale Scenester: wow! See You Next Tuesday has another breakdown, I am going to dance!
*proceeds to dance*
24 Crew: WE DON'T LIKE THIS KID!
*they proceed to 2-step overr him and kid gets sent to hospital*

Different acronyms/words they use: AZHXC, AZSXE, Straight Edge Soldiers

by My Brothers, My Blood November 3, 2006

crew poo

when two or more people go take a poo at the same time on purpose.

"Lets go take a crew poo!"

by superhebrews December 7, 2009

The BHL Crew

A group of friends who all enojoy licking butt holes. The BHL crew is founded in 2006 by an anonymous person who resides in the city of San Diego. There are Subsidiaries groups with The BHL Crew known as the BJS and DT.

**Please refer to BHL

Damn he reppin the The BHL crew!

by Jolar March 18, 2008

milk crew

original tooting gangstas and bringers of the milk love. (see milkproductions)

so what happened last night? i got wasted with the milk crew at a squat party.

by dtherave March 27, 2003