"I'm a computer killer"
"Whys that John?"
"Because I cummed all over my computer and it short circuited"
"Whys that John?"
"Because I cummed all over my computer and it short circuited"
by Yolo butter balls April 21, 2016

Originally designed as an educational tool in the 70's it was marketed as the first computer small and cheap enough to be owned by individual consumers. Touted as the first "personal computer" and simple enough that a child could learn to operate they gained contracts with U.S. schools. They had 2 main competitors IBM which focused on business applications and Commodore who focused on entertainment (games and media).
As each improved it's side applications Commodore had trouble in the market as businesses leaned heavier on IBM and Apple had contracts with the U.S. educational systems. People saw games and media as frivolous and Commodore filed bankruptcy. However Apple snatched up bits of it and started to develop visual media which is still it's bragging point today.
IBM set it's sights on international markets and set a standard for clones and compatible systems working with Microsoft they developed the windows operating system and truly became personal computers globally.
Apple, although making models for individuals, has somehow gone to market as simply "Apple" all others systems are called PC (personal computers).
A closer look shows this to be true. IBM compatible computers have programs written by anyone and used by individual preference.
Apple is developed by Apple, licensed by Apple and largely slow or incompatible with any other systems They cost 2-3 times more and have a cult like following of hipsters and people who think they know more than everyone else.
As each improved it's side applications Commodore had trouble in the market as businesses leaned heavier on IBM and Apple had contracts with the U.S. educational systems. People saw games and media as frivolous and Commodore filed bankruptcy. However Apple snatched up bits of it and started to develop visual media which is still it's bragging point today.
IBM set it's sights on international markets and set a standard for clones and compatible systems working with Microsoft they developed the windows operating system and truly became personal computers globally.
Apple, although making models for individuals, has somehow gone to market as simply "Apple" all others systems are called PC (personal computers).
A closer look shows this to be true. IBM compatible computers have programs written by anyone and used by individual preference.
Apple is developed by Apple, licensed by Apple and largely slow or incompatible with any other systems They cost 2-3 times more and have a cult like following of hipsters and people who think they know more than everyone else.
I got the most expensive computer on the market!
Oh, really? What kind of Apple computer did you get?
Oh, really? What kind of Apple computer did you get?
by Appledumpster June 25, 2017

When you sit down for your 1st daily session at the computer, and 5 to 10 minutes later, you have to interrupt your computer session to go poddy.
by PDXGrammarGirl January 16, 2011

Ironside Compunters (or just Ironside) is a company that makes computer using parts they find in their work space. Sometimes with their parts they will put their logo on them. Most people who found Ironside is from their sponsorships with youtubers / twitch streams for example iSorrowproductions.
Person looking for a computer: "I have been wanting to look for a pre-built computer, what is a good company that makes them?"
Person that has a computer from Ironside Computers: "You should get a computer from Ironside Computers and use code isowwer for 5% off."
Person that has a computer from Ironside Computers: "You should get a computer from Ironside Computers and use code isowwer for 5% off."
by AdamNěco January 27, 2021

A computer callous is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.
It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.
A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.
A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
by Hollydollie August 21, 2009

Music that is made by a computer completely. Not modified by a computer (which would include most music) but rather an original creation made on a computer. Primarily refers to "electronic" or "rave" music.
by DominiqueFrancon June 27, 2016

When your computer (usually involves a Microsoft product) decides to print or display a screen full of unrecognizable jibberish. This often will happen for no apparent reason and at the worst possible times, like when you are trying to save something important or watch porn. This usually leads most people to either destroy said computer in a fit of uncontrollable rage or break down in tears, whichever works better.
I was trying to print out my weekly inventory report and then, BAM, computer vomit. Where's the blowtorch?!
by ccham March 12, 2011
