Pride month celebration parade

The quickest way that a town lose all their HIV drugs

Toledo, Ohio had a huge Pride month Celebration parade . The HIV pride marchers descended like a horde of locusts on the all Toledo pharmacies for all the of Toledo's HIV drugs. The local Toledo fruitloops got sick due to the lack of HIV drugs.

by queensburykid November 19, 2023

group chat celebrity

someone who circulates in the group chat often. this person (in most cases) is not aware of this however. usually someone the group chat makes fun of.

Person 1: "Sarah is our group chat celebrity."
Person 2: "Yup! We talk about her all the time."

by bookuser11 December 19, 2023

celebrating her femininity

A PC way to say, "Experiencing PMS," or "Menstruating," that seems cute, but is snarkily condescending.

A: Rachel is being an absolute cunt! It must be shark week!
B: Relax, bro, she's just celebrating her femininity.

by AlfonseMcNasty January 7, 2024

unknown celebrity

someone you and your friends always talk about that doesnt know you guys and you point them out/act surprised when you actually see them in person

"omg look its (name) no waayy"
"their our unknown celebrity fr"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

celebration police

Football "fans" who would say something like ("celebrating like they won ucl" , "it's only X club") when a team wins a game.

Everton fan : WE SURVIVED RELEGATION BY 1 POINT ON THE FINAL MATCHDAY YAYYYYYY
Celebration police : warra ucl for everton , celebrating like you won ucl

by manimnot February 6, 2024

Catholic celebrity culture vulture

One who angles for friendships or chumming with a Catholic celebrity for the name dropping clout. They make friends with people considered "celebrities" in Catholic circles in order to become well known themselves.

When that new author came into town, the poor guy was surrounded by Catholic celebrity culture vultures trying to be his new best friend.

by LizzY23 April 23, 2023

School Celebrity

Someone who, for whatever reason, is very popular at their school, sometimes moreso than their school itself.

Luke: Did you see Mark proposing to Courtney?
Lily: Yeah, that was crazy!
Brie: This guy a celebrity now?
Ashley: A SCHOOL celebrity, yeah.

by Saryniae May 6, 2023