San Carlos, Bay Area, California, 94070, +1 (650)
The absolute shittiest city in the bay area. 97% of kids have 3 pairs of air pods and the lowest income is well over 100k. If you have an IPhone that is older than 2 years, get used to people not talking to you because, "We don't speak poor." Get used to both white and black kids saying ni**a and fuck all the time.
The absolute shittiest city in the bay area. 97% of kids have 3 pairs of air pods and the lowest income is well over 100k. If you have an IPhone that is older than 2 years, get used to people not talking to you because, "We don't speak poor." Get used to both white and black kids saying ni**a and fuck all the time.
Guy 1: Damn have you been to San Carlos?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw some white kid named Tony jakkin' off in the middle of the street
Guy 1: DAMN!
Guy 2: Yeah I saw some white kid named Tony jakkin' off in the middle of the street
Guy 1: DAMN!
by Random Animator May 3, 2019
Get the San Carlosmug. An ignorant someimes politically incorrect person who yells when he gets excited. He is so lame. He looks like East LA trash.
by G.Davis November 19, 2006
Get the carlos menciamug. A Comedian who sucks ass when i started watching him i thought he was funny and thats because i was 7 now i realize hes a talentless sob
by immabeeejkimawasp July 23, 2010
Get the Carlos Menciamug. A one-shtick, fat, moronic "comedian". If Comedy Central outlawed the use of the phrase "DE DA DE", he would be mowing people's lawns where he belongs.
by SmellyBaptist September 28, 2006
Get the Carlos Menciamug. A Sexy Young Stallion. With The Cock Of A Walrus. He'll Fuck Ya Shit Up! Wheelchair Anyone? He doesnt always drink but when he does he prefers dos equis!
by bigdickwily January 10, 2012
Get the Carlos Torresmug. One of the best artist in the world. If you ever need a piece of art done that is your guy. He specializes in customizing shoes but he can pretty much do anything you ask him to do. If you ever happen to meet this person you may consider yourself to be the luckiest human being on earth.
Example 1
Guy 1: “ hey did you see that artist over there”
Guy 2: “ is it Carlos Customs”
Guy1: “no”
Guy 2: “ then I don’t give a fuck”
Example 2
“ go follow Carlos customs on Instagram”
Guy 1: “ hey did you see that artist over there”
Guy 2: “ is it Carlos Customs”
Guy1: “no”
Guy 2: “ then I don’t give a fuck”
Example 2
“ go follow Carlos customs on Instagram”
by TheArtAficionado February 16, 2019
Get the carlos customsmug. The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.
by Miwo July 27, 2023
Get the Dirty Carlomug.