business trip

A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.

Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip

by awkwardfart June 10, 2011

business dogging

When a pup lies down with it's front paws crossed.

Look at Jager lying there all business dogging.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

business management

one of the worst things in the world.

a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.

you took business management? holy shit what a waste of time.

by Josh Birnbaum October 28, 2007

open for business

When a girl is on the pill meaning she can have sex.

Hey,there's sheila i heard shes on the pill so shes open for business.

by APU & The Stooge August 11, 2011

Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them

Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 15, 2018

Do Business

When you’re out at a restaurant and you have your eye on two different items you’d like to order but it would be too much food and the other person you’re with also has their eye on the same two dishes. You order one and they order the other and you share the dishes.

Hey I’m craving the bbq chicken quesadilla and the Margarita pizza would you like to do business with me?

Of course! I had my eye on both of those too! Let’s “do business!”

by JennyMenny March 15, 2022

junk business

A male's sexual netheregions including but not limited to the twig and the berries.

That girl on TRL just grabbed Nelly's junk business.

by The Pants off Dance off November 17, 2008