Blumpkin Kick

When ATP jumps and kicks the ball mid air while doing a 360 backflip and making the WOMAN get wet

Trigga: Hey did you just see ATP do a blumpkin kick?
Woman: Yeah it made me wet

by Brody Price October 16, 2010

golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.

I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.

by tophieCC March 11, 2010

Classy Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.

Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!

by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009

blumpkin fairy

A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

or

A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.

because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.

by suzzzzzzzzie January 8, 2009

Blumpkin

A combination of the two best things in the word!

Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.

by sosaditty June 21, 2011

Reverse Blumpkin

When a girl sucks a guy's dick while he's standing in front of her as she's taking a shit; the opposite of a blumpkin.

I gave my boyfriend his first reverse blumpkin this morning!

by SessyPung423 November 2, 2014

southern blumpkin

When a girl gives a guy head while he is taking a shit in an outhouse

Holy shit did you here Sams sister gave him a southern blumpkin!

by LBP December 11, 2004