golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.
by tophieCC March 12, 2010
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Classy Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.
Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!
by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009
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Blumpkin Kick

When ATP jumps and kicks the ball mid air while doing a 360 backflip and making the WOMAN get wet
Trigga: Hey did you just see ATP do a blumpkin kick?
Woman: Yeah it made me wet
by Brody Price October 15, 2010
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Blumpkin

A combination of the two best things in the word!
Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.
by sosaditty June 20, 2011
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blumpkin fairy

A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

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A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.
by suzzzzzzzzie January 09, 2009
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Reverse Blumpkin

When a girl sucks a guy's dick while he's standing in front of her as she's taking a shit; the opposite of a blumpkin.
by SessyPung423 November 03, 2014
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southern blumpkin

When a girl gives a guy head while he is taking a shit in an outhouse
Holy shit did you here Sams sister gave him a southern blumpkin!
by LBP December 12, 2004
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