Bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but we he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction.
Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by ☹sadface☹ April 20, 2018

blonde lacrosse kid

A kid who is blonde and plays lacrosse and or soccer is white and thinks that he is cool

Man 1: You know that blonde lacrosse kid?
Man 2: Yeah the one that plays soccer and lacrosse and is trash?
Man 1: Yeah the one who thinks he is cool
Man 2: He looks like he brushed his teeth and took a big bite into a grapefruit

by Kyrieboi November 11, 2017

blonde sheep

Blonde sheep, a massive muppet with curly blonde hair. usually name Toby. also goat can mean the exact same.

omg! look its toby, blonde sheep

by MassiveMuppet234 February 26, 2018

Blonde Nigger

A girl that is white, but tries to be black.

Guy 1: Yo you seen that girl vicky on dr.phil?
Guy 2: Yea she is a blonde nigger.

by Sparkles_45 January 23, 2019

Bloinged

The act of getting owned or defeated by another person, typically in a video game.

Lay low, I just got bloinged from across the map by a low level player!

by PIECEofSCHMITTY February 27, 2020

Bloan

To blow air out of one's nose. A much needed word, invented (by myself).

Blow air out of your nose.
Blo - Blow
a - air
n - nose

"Sherlock bloaned at the sight of his companion being unable to reach the top shelf."

by xtrucexx July 12, 2020

Blonder

When someone is clearly more blonde than someone else or when someone behaves in a way that's more blonde than anyone else

person1 "No, you're blonde!"
person2 "YOU'RE BLONDER THEN"

by Somma is gay July 24, 2020