shit-blistering

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.

Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."

by Pastor Future May 17, 2005

blitchond

a cross between a bitch and a blond

Damn, i'm gonna smack that blitchond.

by nicole April 21, 2004

blisterfeld

The awkward moment where you're trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.

I went to pass Jimmy in the hallway but he moved left at the same time I did, we were stuck in a blisterfeld.

by JAZZ922 December 28, 2009

Blitz

In the event one has a bowel movement so monstrous (and is unfortunately on the go, not near a public bathroom) that no other word is fit to describe the intense urgency and sheer pain it poses to the lower abdomen, blitz is used to punctuate this truly craptastic situation. It is a verb.

"I GOTTA BLITZ!"

"Is the reason you're holding my hand so hard because you have to blitz?"

by The Noon July 9, 2012

dingey ball blister

A blister that forms on a males testicles after sitting in his dingey tighty whiteys and creating lumps and sores from the caked and moistened fecal matter ther is suck on them.

That homeless dude has been sitting in his shit forever. I bet you he has enormous dingey ball blisters!

by Gynah head January 7, 2009

Bear All Blitz

What fags like Prag Curtis do in NFL2k5 non-stop to be cheap and win a game.

Prag Curtis doesn't do anything but Bear All Blitz when he is on the defense.

by One who made Curtis his prag. January 6, 2005

Blinters

Splinters in your butt. Butt Splinters. Blinters.

Don't sit on that ole park bench, blinters will have you singin for hours!

by TrinityDejavu August 15, 2010