Blind burro

A euphemism for a male’s anal sphincter.

“Dude. I was packing my buddy’s blind burro last night until it couldn’t take any more.”

by Stainless26 December 3, 2019

Blind Clan

Blind brings together the best players to compete on gaming’s biggest stages. We are a team of passionate and skilled gamers. To also mention our clan contains skilled gamers that go by certain names, our members our, BlindEddie(Founder), BlindAdam(co- leader), Blind_hafa(co-leader) and BlindKilla(co-leader).Every Friday Blind will have zone wars on the clans own map. Also, the clan may host events like arena, scrims, clan wars, Blind Friday, and 1v1 tournaments.

If you want to be noticed by Blind Clan use #blindclanrcon Yt and instagram

by Blind Clan August 5, 2019

Blind kiss

Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "

The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!

Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.

by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018

Comma Blindness

A bullshit excuse for not paying attention to the punctuation or context of a written message

me: "Take it to random, people"
Sean: "Which random people?"
Sean has comma blindness

by commablindness September 21, 2017

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way past the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him

Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger

by odiepeyote February 25, 2017

Born Blind

Definition:
An Asian that has eyes so small it looks like they're shut.

Sentence:
Chris: Hey Davit, that old Asian lady is born blind!
Davit: Oh damn!

by שואה (sheckles) October 6, 2016