Sneeze blinded

When you drive into a traffic circle while sneezing

dude grab the wheel i am sneeze blinded

by 1EVLBRD November 12, 2012

disclaimer blindness

The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.

I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!

by redPooka September 2, 2012

Show Blind

When you love a show so much that you become completely oblivious to the fact that it sucks

My buddy Frank is so show blind that he thought the lost finale was good.

I didn't realize how terrible Whitney was until I actually watched an episode with my friend. I was totally show blind.

by le0pard1 September 30, 2013

Blind Squid

American term for ketamine

God I could really do with some blind squid!

by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019

Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.

"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."

by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019

League Blind

When someone is oblivious to the “attractiveness league” of which they belong, constantly punching above their weight, remaining single forever and never learning to adjust and lower their standards slightly in order to obtain a suitable partner.

John thinks he deserves a super model half his age even though he’s fat, bald and middle aged. No wonder he’s been single forever, he’s league blind. He’s off to Thailand again next month.

by MonkeyMagicMan75 August 29, 2021

Ass Blindness

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.

*Can be shortened to ass blind

David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.

by Axel432 December 16, 2014