sticky blanket

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.

Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.

by Slippery Meat August 14, 2018

Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

by Cosbypoliton October 6, 2022

Pig in a blanket

When someone wraps themselves in a blanket and fills it with farts.

I feel like Gavin is huffing his farts right now. He’s doing the pig in a blanket.

by CheesyToes36 July 14, 2020

aids blanket

being covered by semen on a surface likely to leave open wounds.
such as Performing bukkake while laying on a bed of nails or a pile of broken glass.

She rolled around in the broken beer bottles , while all the men gave her an AIDS Blanket .

by AspergersBear January 27, 2018

blanket banana

Morning wood.

If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.

by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

clam blanket

Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.

Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.

by Oldgreg8686 February 18, 2019

Bliss Blanket

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.

I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!

by Orekansas March 28, 2022