booty bandit

a well known prison rapist usually known by his in-mates.

Frederick Royster JR.
George W. Bush JR.

by I. Ben Buttraped of the U.S Government July 9, 2003

backdoor bandits

One or a group of persons who jump someone and proceed to stick their penis in that persons anal cavity

Jeff: Man you look like hell.
Steve: I got jumped by a gang of backdoor bandits.
Jeff: Oh that's why your not sitting down

by elliot April 6, 2005

Hand-Job Bandit

A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.

The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2

"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"

"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."

"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."

by Ceegster July 5, 2009

Ass bandit

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

asshole bandit

a gay guy

better wear a pie plate on your ass around that asshole bandit

by bob January 12, 2004

Penis Bandit

A person who is obsess of the male genitals and likes to draw them everywhere.

"The penis bandit strikes again!"
"Did you hear that he's a penis bandit"
"Dude what's up with the penises! Are you a penis bandit?"

by Light and Dark Brigade October 3, 2007

Splash Bandicoot

(verb) To ejaculate on or inside a woman.

I pulled out just in time to splash bandicoot up her back.

by Angehocho January 17, 2011