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Beyonce

A classless, untalented piece of hackwork (considered a "singer"/"songwriter"/"producer", though those three terms are looser than a Las Vegas hooker working off the clock who got her start in the much better group Destiny's Child (which in itself is a bit of an oxymoron, considering the "riff" in "Bootylicious" is merely a sample of the far better Stevie Nicks song "Edge Of Seventeen"; at their height of popularity, they couldn't be bothered to get a real guitar player!). She went solo when Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland started becoming as noticed, and thus, as popular (they have better voices too). She claims that women "run the world"; when looking at the liner notes and writing/production credits, it's easy to see it's all a big lie (to wit: of the laundry list of "producers" and "writers" on her solo debut she's one of merely TWO women; there are almost twenty other writers and producers aboard, and all of them are male). So you can add "big liar" to the list of things she is too.
Her: Don't you know I am the next Beyonce?
Him (laughing): So you can't sing, can't dance, can't write, AND you're a big ol' liar, too?
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Being beyond pro! see pro
I am so pro that I am beyond
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bed bath and beyond

Having sex then getting a bath then what ever you want.
Me and the Misses had a Bed Bath and Beyond last night.
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Beyonce

Simply put, Beyonce is one of, if not the, most talented and well-known performers of the 21st century.
She's not a whore, a hyporcite, a poser, a fake bitch, or a "horrible example for the young, black, female youth of today".
No, Beyonce is just an excellent entertainer who works extremely hard and occaisionally makes mistakes like the rest of us.
Several of these definitions on this site are suprisingly (and unfairly) biased.
by no.haters.no.stans. March 23, 2010
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Beyond perfect

Someone who is too damn perfect she's a goddess
Liyana is beyond perfect and she defines it.
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Beyonce

A very talented and popular R&B/Pop singer. And most people who have posted things on her are haters.

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A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.

Hating, the result of being a hater, is not exactly jealousy. The hater doesnt really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the hater wants to knock somelse down a notch.

Susan: You know, Kevin from accounting is doing very well. He just bought a house in a very nice part of town.

Jane (hater): If he is doing so well why does he drive that '89 Taurus?
"Girl, that Beyonce song is off the hook!"
by Djai July 10, 2006
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Beyoncé

An incredible singer-songwriter, dancer and actress, she is beautiful and a true inspiration to all women. She has an amazing figure, and is one of the few celebrities that isn't stick thin, and she is also famous for her curvaceous butt.
Me: I love Beyoncé, she is my idol :)
by Ummploo August 23, 2010
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