Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....

Look, he has a Bent Axle....

by SteakSammich March 7, 2022

Bent

This when something that is meant to be straight is at an angle

Viveek is also a word that can be use to replace the word bent

Ricer viv has a bent dick

Peter- Yo where is McDonalds?
Viveek- (Thrusts pelvis forward) Oh it’s just round the corner
Peter- (looks down) Thanks! (Cock slap)

by Pussylicker96 August 2, 2020

Bent

Not straight

That's as bent as Antonia

by Hdhehrn March 12, 2020

TYPE BENT

BEING REALLY FUCKED UP. GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS YOUR GOL SHOULD BE GETTING TYPE BENT. USUALLY USED BY PEOPLE WITHIN THE LATINO/BLACK COMMUNITY OF BOSTON THIS TERM CAN REALLY APPLY TO ANYONE. BENT CANT BE REPLACED BY ANY TERM, SUCH AS "BUSY". TYPE USUALLY MEANS "VALID" OR "FOR REAL"

DAMN I JUST FACED A 5TH OF HEN IM TYPE BENT, IM TRYN FUVK ON SHORTY RIGHT THERE SHE LOOKING TYPE VALID

by yourboyyy October 3, 2021

pretty straight for a bent guy

pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you

“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “

“ hey man Your pretty straight for a bent guy”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

bent knailz

Quite possibly the best band ever, made up of four (maybe) talented musicians...if only it actually existed

by michka May 27, 2003

Mr bent over

Mr bent over

Hi I’m mr bent over

by Beachcat23 October 18, 2021