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bent

Irish slang word

If a person is bent, they can't kick a ball straight to save their own life
Callum just missed again, he's so bent.
by dereksinginghighlikethis April 9, 2022
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Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....
Look, he has a Bent Axle....
by SteakSammich March 7, 2022
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bent knailz

Quite possibly the best band ever, made up of four (maybe) talented musicians...if only it actually existed
by michka May 27, 2003
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Bent

Term you use when something or someone is making you Frustrated/Aggravated
“Bruh, This mutha f*cka got me Bent as f*ck”
“This f*ckin school got me bout Bent as f*ck with this dress code bullsh*t
by Williblam Shakespeare February 13, 2021
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Bent

A person who is gay or a homophobe is called bent in uk slang
Callum Caulfield is very bent
by Jake binns April 7, 2021
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Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
by Stylophone Jack April 23, 2021
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by DJ young kev May 6, 2021
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