Smol Bean

That someone is so cute they are a bean
Typically used in fandoms

Phil is such a Smol Bean
I agree! He is adorable

by Tomato_Cultivator April 21, 2016

Bean Monster

This n**ga eats all your beans. Beware, he will not hesitate to take a spoon and bonk those beans. Make Sure not to befriend one of these monsters.

John ate all my beans from my lunch. I know he's such a Bean Monster.

by You eat All my BEans September 28, 2018

Bean Demon

A Bean Demon is someone who you see regularly when you're high, however never when you're sober. Therefore leading someone to be unsure if they exist or not.

Look at that Bean Demon

by dat.boi.dead April 30, 2020

Bean Work

It is a type of job, usually consisting of working with beans.

"What sort of work do you do?"
"Bean Work"

by Spuddy 69 February 15, 2022

Bean stand

A lady boner, specifically the clitoris.

That hot guy over there is giving me a wicked bean stand.

by B. Stand January 8, 2021

do a bean

A strong emotional reaction usually involving a combination of surprise, anger, frustration, fear, and/or others.

When your dad sees this dent in the car, he's going to do a bean!!

by The Plaid Knight May 9, 2011

What The Beans!?

What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.

WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS

Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"

Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."

Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"

Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.

by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011